I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He uses pillows to masturbate.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i now understand why vodka
If I had your ass I would rule the world
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
