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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
how does that bad decision feel?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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