im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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