8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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