Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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