You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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