Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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