I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
tell me about the eggs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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