He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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