i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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