How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
