so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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