Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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