question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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