Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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