I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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