it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
North Korea, Best Korea!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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