I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
When are your genitals available?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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