Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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