I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize