also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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