yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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