first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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