She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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