I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My sheets look like a crime scene.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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