Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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