He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
A+ Viking dick
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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