Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Randomize
