My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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