i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
