You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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