how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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