Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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