I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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