i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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