What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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