I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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