Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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