Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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