i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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