Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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