yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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