Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
