thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
