doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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