Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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