I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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