Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Can I color on your dick again?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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