She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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