Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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