normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My liver is preforming stress tests.
A+ Viking dick
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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