i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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