oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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