Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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