can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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