i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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