I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Someone shattered a urinal.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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