You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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