party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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